The OTHER Dr. Phil

I have a bone to pick with the "other" Dr. Phil. You know the one.

My kids and I were jumping with excitement this past Feb. 2nd, when, for the first time in years, Punxsutawney Phil predicted an early Spring. We gazed out at the frozen lawn, the gray trees, the dead shrubbery...it would all be over soon.

So we waited.

And waited.

And...

...well, you all know the rest.

Finally, today, Spring has arrived. Better late than never I suppose. All I can say to you Dr. Phil is, your calculations were off this time. Looks like that PhD in Prognostication was more or less an honorary degree.